Looks Like Jane, Hits Like Tarzan: All Blacks Leave Wallabies Hopping Mad

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AUCKLAND, NZ – We may be wrong, but we stand by our prediction that the winner of tonight’s match between Australia and New Zealand will trounce France in the Rugby World Cup Final. The latter will be knocking Les Blues silly in front of their home crowd, largely in part to Corey Jane, he swung through the trees like Tarzan, actually punishing the Aussies for their flawed insistence on kicking high ball to him. If not for a misfiring and revolving points-kicking rotation of Piri Weepu and Aaron Cruden, the final tally would have reflected the more one-sided nature of the match.

Indeed… Jane hit like Tarzan.

More to come, later…

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